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Post by fabner1 on Dec 25, 2013 20:04:36 GMT -5
In true A Christmas Story fashion I took the sweetie out to a Chinese Boo-fet this afternoon. I was at the trough loadin' up when some Yang reached across from the other side and picked up the thongs (pardon me, my mind just wandered) tongs by the food end (wet) and turned them around to help himself to the noodles and save himself a trip around the Boo-fet! I was disgusted to say the least and told the Chinese lady in charge (would that make her the HCIC?) that some one picked up the thongs (there I go again) by the wrong end and they should be replaced. I thought afterward that she probably took it behind the door and licked it off! People are such yings sometimes! Happy New Year!
Spring has sprung, Fall has fell, Winter is here and it is colder than last Winter!
Coffee out the nose again?
Old Fred
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Post by ScoutB on Dec 25, 2013 23:40:47 GMT -5
You're the last of the great romantics Fred, splurging for a Chinese buffet on Christmas day. Most men would settle for McDonalds. You may have sullied the occasion somewhat by fantasizing about the HMFCIC in a thong licking off the wet end though. Hopefully your sweetie didn't notice. That's truly a story to hand down through the generations. Happy New Year to you as well. May 2014 bring you and you wife good health and prosperity.
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Post by fabner1 on Dec 26, 2013 9:47:55 GMT -5
Went to Mick & Dee's last year!
Old Fred
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