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Post by SPLASH on Sept 28, 2011 17:23:45 GMT -5
An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes. The first passenger, Sarah Palin said, I have my own reality show and I am the smartest woman in American history, so America’s people don’t want me to die.” She took the first pack and jumped out of the plane. The second passenger, John McCain, said, “I’m a Senator, and a decorated war hero from an elite Navy............ unit from the United States of America”. So he grabbed the second pack and jumped. The third passenger, Barack Obama said, "I am the President of the United States and I am the smartest ever in the history of our country, some even call me the 'Anointed One.' So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped out. The fourth passenger, Billy Graham said to the fifth passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl, “I have lived a full life and served my God the best I could. I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute.” The little girl said, “That’s okay Mr. Graham. There’s a parachute left for you.. America’s smartest President took my schoolbag.
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Post by ScoutB on Sept 29, 2011 21:00:22 GMT -5
Now that's just crazy talk - Obama would never be caught dead on a plane with Palin.
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Post by gbrebory on Oct 11, 2011 10:57:25 GMT -5
Friendship Among Women A Woman doesn't come home one night. The next day she tells her husband that she stayed over at a friends place. The husband calls his wife's ten best friends. None of them know about it!
Friendship Among Men A Man doesn't come home one night. The next day he tells his wife that he stayed over at a friends place. The wife calls her husbands ten best friends. Eight of them say he did sleep over, Two claim he is still there.
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Post by Fobbitcrusher on Oct 13, 2011 20:21:28 GMT -5
What do you do after raping Helen Keller?
Break her fingers so she can't tell anyone.
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uncletodd
Should've been a 6 point, but only had one skinny antler
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Post by uncletodd on Oct 13, 2011 20:41:42 GMT -5
What do you do after raping Helen Keller? Break her fingers so she can't tell anyone. . Good stuff! ;D
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Post by SPLASH on Oct 13, 2011 20:52:14 GMT -5
Jd is back.............
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Post by Fobbitcrusher on Oct 23, 2011 20:40:22 GMT -5
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
It makes the wieners fall off of the dumb ones
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Post by SPLASH on Oct 23, 2011 20:47:09 GMT -5
Hahahaha. ;D
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Post by SPLASH on Nov 4, 2011 19:29:09 GMT -5
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Post by SPLASH on Nov 4, 2011 21:25:22 GMT -5
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Post by SPLASH on Nov 4, 2011 21:55:16 GMT -5
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Post by SPLASH on Nov 7, 2011 15:14:13 GMT -5
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Post by SPLASH on Nov 7, 2011 15:29:51 GMT -5
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Post by gbrebory on Nov 29, 2011 16:48:38 GMT -5
A Woman’s Prayer Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who’s not a creep. One who is handsome, and smart, and strong One who loves to listen long One who thinks before he speaks. One who’ll call not wait for weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed. So when I spend his cash, he won’t be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door. Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind. And knows what to answer when asked “how big is my behind”? I pray that this man will love me no end, and always be my very best friend.
A Man’s Prayer I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This doesn’t rhyme and I don’t give a sh1t. The End
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Post by SPLASH on Dec 17, 2011 20:16:35 GMT -5
Did you hear Cedar Point is closing?
Trying to keep kids away from Sandusky.
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