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Post by SPLASH on Aug 19, 2011 16:37:15 GMT -5
How do you starve an Obama supporter?
Hide their food stamps under their work boots. ;D
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Post by ScoutB on Aug 19, 2011 21:10:01 GMT -5
Good one!
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Post by Fobbitcrusher on Aug 25, 2011 20:15:26 GMT -5
Here's a better joke......
Wait for it
wait for it
obama
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Post by SPLASH on Aug 26, 2011 13:13:41 GMT -5
Nice one. It's hard to get a joke thread going because all the jokes I hear aren't public site friendly.
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Post by Fobbitcrusher on Aug 26, 2011 17:57:03 GMT -5
yeah... I haven't heard a clean joke in close to 15 years
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cp
Button Buck
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Post by cp on Sept 3, 2011 11:50:18 GMT -5
Aide to Obama : "Mr. Pesident, I've just received word that 21 Brazilian soldiers have been killed."
Obama : "OMG, that's an outrage!"
a moment later...
Obama (whispering to VP) : "Joe, how many is in a brazillion?"
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cp
Button Buck
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Post by cp on Sept 3, 2011 11:50:35 GMT -5
The Post office recently issued the Obama stamp to give tribute to the first African American President as they have done with other Historical figures in america.... After a short time in circulation the stamps were recalled, they seemed to be falling off the mail and letter carriers were finding them in piled up in the bottom of pick up boxes.... So the Post Office did an investigation into what was wrong with them...
After a week the investigator assigned to the problem sent a letter with his offical findings to the Post Master.
The Letter read..
Dear Post Master, I have concluded my investigation into the faulty Obama stamps and have found there is nothing wrong with the stamps at all, what I recomend is that a set of instructions comes with the stamp telling the user the correct side to spit on..
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cp
Button Buck
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Post by cp on Sept 3, 2011 11:51:43 GMT -5
The Presidential election was too close to call. Neither the Republican candidate nor the Democratic candidate had enough votes to win. There was much talk about ballot recounting, court challenges, etc., but a week-long ice fishing competition seemed the sportsmanlike way to settle things. The candidate that caught the most fish at the end of the week would win the election.
Therefore, it was decided that there should be an ice fishing contest between the two candidates to determine the winner.
After much of back and forth discussion, it was decided that the contest take place on a remote frozen lake in northern Minnesota.
There were to be no observers present, and both men were to be sent out separately on this isolated lake and return at 5 P.M. with their catch for counting and verification by a team of neutral parties. At the end of the first day, John McCain returned to the starting line and he had ten fish.
Soon, Obama returned and had no fish. Well, everyone assumed he was just having another 'bad hair' day or something and hopefully, he would catch up the next day.
At the end of the 2nd day McCain came in with 20 fish and Obama came in again with none.
That evening, Harry Reid got together secretly with Obama and said, 'Obama, I think John McCain is a low-life, cheatin' son-of-a-gun. I want you to go out tomorrow and don't even bother with fishing. Just spy on him and see just how he is cheating.'
The next night (after McCain returns with 50 fish), Harry Reid asks Obama, 'Well, tell me... how is John McCain cheating?'
Obama replied, 'Harry, you're not going to believe this, but he's cutting holes in the ice.'
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Post by SPLASH on Sept 3, 2011 12:58:18 GMT -5
good ones. ;D Better watch joking about your boss
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Post by ScoutB on Sept 3, 2011 17:15:59 GMT -5
LMFOA. Those were great.
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Post by SPLASH on Sept 14, 2011 18:15:32 GMT -5
Obama jogging tripped and fell off a bridge. 3 boys fishing saw and saved him. Obama so thankful said he'd give them anything they wanted for saving his life. 1st boy wanted to go to Disney world, Obama said he'd take him there on airforce one. 2nd boy said he wanted a pair of Jordans. Obama said he'd get them and even have Jordan sign them. 3rd boy said he wanted a motorized wheel chair. Obama perplexed said "Why, you don't look handicapped"? The boy replied that he would be once his Dad found out he saved Obama from drowning.
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andymaviglia
Fish whisperer, scholar, and gentleman
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Post by andymaviglia on Sept 14, 2011 19:39:23 GMT -5
Now that one was funny. ;D See...I have a sense of humor.
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Post by SPLASH on Sept 14, 2011 20:17:03 GMT -5
Now that one was funny. ;D See...I have a sense of humor. Good job
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Post by ScoutB on Sept 16, 2011 21:07:26 GMT -5
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Post by ScoutB on Sept 16, 2011 21:13:26 GMT -5
OMG, he's disguised it as Killians! No wonder........ I think this is oficially my new favorite website. lmaobama.com/
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