Post by ScoutB on Dec 7, 2011 22:48:10 GMT -5
I used to love CSI (the original Las Vegas one) and I watched it every week. Now that Ted Danson is on the show I haven't watched it even once. He's such a typical Hollywood dipsh!t I can't stand the sight of him. I just found this description of him on line and couldn't have said it better myself.
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Ted Danson is a rare breed. He's a vegan, environmentalist, political activist actor... no wait, did I say rare breed? Let me start again... Ted Danson, like every other douchebag who became an actor, completes the typical douchebag persona by achieving the douchebag trifecta of douchebaggery. Like so many actors before and after him, Danson has falsely assumed that the ability to remember lines and pretend to be a grumpy woman for a few hours has given him magical powers of perception and understanding. He is a victim of Hollywooditis, a lethal overinflation of the ego of superficial people, resulting in the delusion that they understand the workings of the world, their political opinions are relevant, anyone wants to take their dietary advice and that they are a messiah (other sufferers include Charlie Sheen and Sean Penn). Unfortunately, Hollywooditis is contagious, and victims of Imadumbasswhoswallowswhateverfamouspeoplesay-itis are prone to actually believing that people like Danson have these magical perception powers. This is a vicious cycle, as it will continue to boost his ego and support the framework for his delusion.
Read more: Ted Danson | Cracked.com www.cracked.com/funny-6496-ted-danson/#ixzz1fuZIwmHl
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Ted Danson is a rare breed. He's a vegan, environmentalist, political activist actor... no wait, did I say rare breed? Let me start again... Ted Danson, like every other douchebag who became an actor, completes the typical douchebag persona by achieving the douchebag trifecta of douchebaggery. Like so many actors before and after him, Danson has falsely assumed that the ability to remember lines and pretend to be a grumpy woman for a few hours has given him magical powers of perception and understanding. He is a victim of Hollywooditis, a lethal overinflation of the ego of superficial people, resulting in the delusion that they understand the workings of the world, their political opinions are relevant, anyone wants to take their dietary advice and that they are a messiah (other sufferers include Charlie Sheen and Sean Penn). Unfortunately, Hollywooditis is contagious, and victims of Imadumbasswhoswallowswhateverfamouspeoplesay-itis are prone to actually believing that people like Danson have these magical perception powers. This is a vicious cycle, as it will continue to boost his ego and support the framework for his delusion.
Read more: Ted Danson | Cracked.com www.cracked.com/funny-6496-ted-danson/#ixzz1fuZIwmHl
